Today it seemed like these little darlings stepped on my last nerve and then some!
After the 9-year-old had eaten two eggs, 1/2 pound of bacon, 3 pieces of toast, a glass of milk, a hot dog with ketchup AND a large bowl of cereal, he asked:
9-year-old: Can I have a treat?
Me: How about 'I'll let you live!'?
9-year-old: Huh?
Guess kids just don't catch sarcasm, do they?