Nine-year-old boys are usually guilty of most disasters that occur randomly. This past weekend I was trying to entice said 9-year-old to clean the trash out of my car, when this conversation took place.
Me: 'Austin, I have 2 quarter in my purse with your name on them,'
Austin: 'I didn't do it!'
Me: 'Do what?'
Austin: 'Write my name on any quarters!'