Man, I never in my wildest dreams imagined that the fame and fortune of my first job stretching nutria hides would earn for me the privilege of completing Dash's me-me.
If I could be a bonnie pirate, I would live in the Grand Cayman Islands where every year there is a celebration in my honor. I would sail in on my ship and kidnap any good-looking swashbuckler I wanted and take him back to my Captain's cabin. Depending on how good-looking and swashy he was, I would let him go back to the island before the next celebration.
If I could be a midget stripper, well come to think of it, stretching nutria hides is almost like stripping a midget!
If I could be an innkeeper, the asses would stay in the stable!
If I could be a missionary, I would think of another position!
If I could be a gardener, I'd pluck around all day!
Okay, now it is my turn to tag!!
Following there is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you).
Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other suckers bloggers.
Here's the list:
- If I could be a scientist…
- If I could be a farmer…
- If I could be a musician…
- If I could be a doctor…
- If I could be a painter…
- If I could be a gardener…
- If I could be a missionary…
- If I could be a chef…
- If I could be an architect…
- If I could be a linguist…
- If I could be a psychologist…
- If I could be a librarian…
- If I could be an athlete…
- If I could be a lawyer…
- If I could be an innkeeper…
- If I could be a professor…
- If I could be a writer…
- If I could be a backup dancer…
- If I could be a llama-rider…
- If I could be a bonnie pirate…
- If I could be a midget stripper…
- If I could be a proctologist…
- If I could be a TV-Chat show host…
- If I could be an actor…
- If I could be a judge…
I tag tanker at Mostly Cajun, All American and Opinionated just because he is!
Next I tag Mamamontezz coz she didn't get to come to the wrekyll in jekyll and she needs to get crazy again!
Lastly, I bestow the honor of the meme unto kane because his was the first blog I started to read on a regular basis and the reason I decided to blog!
